Ha, ha, ha. Mind you, we got 19mpg while flooring it round in Sport mode, which is pretty good when you hear the amount of unspent fuel exploding in the exhaust system. But yes, there’s insurance and road tax and servicing and tyres …oh and the upfront cost, which starts at £180,000 but, once you’ve added some glorious technicolour extras, easily goes the wrong side of £200,000. Still, Lamborghini is now part of VW and, as such, its models contain fewer Italian gremlins than they did in the 70s and 80s. You’ll be looking at about £1,000 for a maintenance service.