Vijay Pattni is your host for this week’s Weird World of Wheels – and hilarious car names.

Ever fancied a ‘Light Dump’? How about a ‘Big Horn’?

We’ll explain – giving you a minute to take your mind out of the gutter…

To celebrate the launch of the upcoming MPH show featuring Top Gear Live, the organisers found the funniest – and strangest – car names ever committed to metal and put it to the public vote.

And in a finale more nerve-wracking than an X-Factor final (or just watching Joe Calzaghe finally leave Strictly Come Dancing), a winner was picked.

Ladies and gentlemen, the award for the world’s funniest car name goes to…

The Yamaha Pantryboy Supreme.

Yes, a small Japanese van named after a pantry worker tops the list – but we personally reckon some of the runner-ups are comedy gold.

For example, imagine turning up to a dinner party in an Isuzu Big Horn, or rocking up to the shopping centre in your Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard. How about taking your long-suffering other half out in your Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo?

No, we didn’t think so either. But here’s the full list for a quick Friday afternoon chuckle:

1. Yamaha Pantryboy Supreme
2. Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
3. Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump
4. Honda Life Dunk/Vougrafo Bimbo
5. Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo
6. Daihatsu Naked
7. Bognor Diva /Isuzu Big Horn
8. Mazda Bongo

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Gallery: Motoring’s funniest names

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